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What did Mozart think in the last seconds of his life? Did he come up with the most brilliant sonata as he was grabbing his throat and his eyes boiled in their bloody sockets? Because, if he did, that would be quite like something I'd expect fate to pull. All those notes cascading through his mind as images of his unsightly bedroom furniture inverted and coiled into a pastel-colored vortex.

I think I may have flipped finally. As of late, I've been listening to Mozart's tunes way too much. Now, I know what you're gonna say - those who listen to classical music are pretty much either serial killers, gay people or plain old insane villains who want to take over the world...